Adventurous Women

Vic · Guru

RE: Adventurous Women

Sheba · Guru

I'm game. Lol.

Cheers,

Sheba.

Father Ted · Senior Member

Wonderful people that you all are,good on you for having a little chortle at such a delicate subject.Vic my friend nearly time for you to have a bit of divine guidance.I have to confess that a certain sailor from the "A.Team"was the catalyst to have a bit of fun with some of his old mates. smile wink biggrin confuse

JRH · Guru

Father Ted wrote:
Wonderful people that you all are,good on you for having a little chortle at such a delicate subject.Vic my friend nearly time for you to have a bit of divine guidance.I have to confess that a certain sailor from the "A.Team"was the catalyst to have a bit of fun with some of his old mates.

That sailor from the so called a team has a lot answer for, lets burn him at the stake also. biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin smile smile smile smile smile wink wink wink wink wink

Cruising Granny · Guru

This topic seems to be typically Australian, or Orstraylun.
No matter what people at a party or in groups are discussing, it inevitably turns into toilet humour and other stories about breaking wind ('arting).
If you're sensitive or an over-protected prude, you may be offended with a red face.
Otherwise you'll just laugh with the rest of us.
I've just been larfing!

Elle on Wheels · Guru

The latest twists and turns in this very lengthy thread - quite apt symbolically because the average human intestine is 23 foot long - got me to wondering about combining use of a bucket with a specially fitted seat that seals (I've seen them in camping shops for about $30) and fully biodegradable plastic liners so that you could blast away and then bury it bag and all. Would this be an acceptable environmentally sound way to deal with it? The other way to go for those of us with creaky knees could be a fold up toilet chair so you could dig a hole, place the chair on top and bombs away.

Beth54 · Guru

I actually have one of those Elle. haven't used it for years though. If I remember rightly, you could clip a plastic bag under it. I also know people who've cut the 'bum' out of a camping chair or plastic chair.

My late s-i-l had a little folding seat she'd bought at a camping store. I'd seen them but thought they looked a bit flimsy...which they were...hers collapsed under her and she whacked her head on the bullbar when she fell. Nearly knocked herself out, poor thing! Lucky from the embarrassment point of view,,,it was early morning and we were far enough away so we didn't witness her caught with her pants down!

Vic · Guru

A funny incident was told to me about a certain person who wanted to go in a hurry, and her husband dutifully stopped the vehicle, removed a porta potti from the rear and opened both doors of the car for some privacy and sat the porta potti between them.

Sitting down on the porta potti she suddenly took off, the edge of the road was sloped with loose gravel and the porta potti and her ended up in a very undignified heap at the bottom of the slope....... biggrin

Here is a pic of a cut out chair for you;

Ma · Guru

Just love your terminology Elle. It's good to start the day with a laugh......

Beth54 · Guru

Poor lady!

JRH · Guru

Vic wrote:
We'll have to wait to get him at a free camp somewhere John and burn him at the stake or something! (joking of course).....

Changed my mind Vic lets spit roast Ibbo instead of burning him at the stake.

Ma · Guru

Hope none of you have false teeth. I think he would be a bit tough unless you cook him R....E.....A.....L slow. Might be better used as shoe leather........

Only kidding Ibbo. You are a sweet little man (well you are a tad shorter than me.....giggle)

shazartist · Senior Member

Hi Vic, and Father Ted, you are both too funny, fancy getting yourselves in this pickle!

Thanks for putting it up Vic, as I for one HAD NEVER heard of this helpful object. AND thank you Father, for all the extra entertainment!

Still :) at all the posts

Vic · Guru

No worries Shaz, and agree with John and Ma, who would eat him roasted? Feed him to the croc's maybe?

JRH · Guru

Vic wrote:
No worries Shaz, and agree with John and Ma, who would eat him roasted? Feed him to the croc's maybe?

Crocs with a bad case of indigestion can be nasty creatures and I wouldn't want to upset the balance of nature in any way.

Vic · Guru

Being an ex Navy man, Father Ted would be well salted so he could be used as beef tacky on those long outback treks without refrigeration maybe confuse

Esmeralda · Guru

Is beef tacky the same thing as beef jerky???

Vic · Guru

Yes, I think it is called by both names confuse

Cruising Granny · Guru

Changed my mind Vic lets spit roast Ibbo instead of burning him at the stake.

You just leave my mate Ibbo alone! He has his issues, but he's ok.

Vic · Guru

Esmeralda wrote:
Is beef tacky the same thing as beef jerky???

No I think you are right Essie, I tried to find beef tack on google but couldn't find it.

I may have been thinking of hard tack (hard biscuits fed to the troops in WW1 & 2)...

Father Ted · Senior Member

About time we had a giggle.Thank you all for the atmosphere of friendship.Now before you get me started on Jerky I think it would be good idea to censor it.Lol. biggrin wink disbelief

Vic · Guru

Father Ted wrote:
About time we had a giggle.Thank you all for the atmosphere of friendship.Now before you get me started on Jerky I think it would be good idea to censor it.Lol.

Hmmmmm.......the mind boggles, but I'm not going to ask !! confuse