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Dave83


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FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastards name.
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3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again 

4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but neither does milk



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Good one Dave, my laugh for the day ! biggrin biggrin biggrin



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roflolololol



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Love 'em all Dave...biggrin  biggrin  biggrin



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Like the way you think Dave !

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yup


and always live by the rules




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Thats a good one Dave.

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Good rules to live by I thinksbiggrin



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Love it! I'm putting that on my facebook wall!

 



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Good thinking! May I borrow them for future reference?

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Cynical Dave83, cynical. hmm

But I love it!!biggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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Don't worry or think about what people think of you after you do or say something.
Think about it before you do or say it, after all there is only about two seconds between them.

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NeilandRaine wrote:

Don't worry or think about what people think of you after you do or say something.
Think about it before you do or say it, after all there is only about two seconds between them.

 I'm a classic for that. disbelief Saying something that upsets/annoys someone, then realising afterwards. Sometimes I don't even realise at all! But when I do, I feel really bad. cry



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Me too, thanks Dave



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Thanks for the good ol belly laugh, brilliant!!! biggrin



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