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goinsoon


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So SHMBO says to me as we were getting dressed to go to the club today

"Brian do these pants make my bum look big"

Why did I have to say.

No of course not                   (I could have left it there but NO!!

I had to add but your bum sure makes the bloody pants look big

BUGGER I HURT disbelief

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-- Edited by goinsoon on Wednesday 5th of October 2011 09:05:59 PM

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???

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How long have you been together, quite awhile i imagine, you should have known better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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goinsoon


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I know I really should have learned something after 42 years

 

 



-- Edited by goinsoon on Wednesday 5th of October 2011 09:47:46 PM

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pauline wrote:

you should have known better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 You should have known better anyhow goinsoon......foolish man....you deserve all you get, no sympathy from me.  LOLOL



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At least you didnt say "compared to what" Brian.  Then you would have been in really deep do do's              



-- Edited by Ma on Wednesday 5th of October 2011 09:45:31 PM

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pauline


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Me neither

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Yeah, goinsoon, i know what you mean ?? My wife got out of the shower the other day looked in the mirror and said, my bums to big, my boobs are drooping, my legs are fat, my arms are getting saggy, Then she turns to me and shouts ??

WELL CAN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING NICE TO ME !!!!!!

 

So i said, you've got good eyesight ??  biggrin



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An oldie and not so goodie Dazren. One has to be v-e-r-y careful.
Gravity has taken its toll on the female form, but have you seen what it does to the male anatomy?
Now that's a medical marvel to behold in very small doses.

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Those are your man feelings that are hurting, right? I can see the problem, a simple yes would ordinarily have sufficed.

Men rightly see truth as an absolute. An evolved, sensitive woman would have realised that and not presumed to put you into that grievous situation.


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Ok, now that's very prophetic, but can you please translate into English?
For every up there's a down, for every bloke's perception there's a woman's perception.

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reminds me of the time the missus was moaning because her boobs were to small
I told her to rub them with toilet paper; she says why
I say cause you been using it on your bum for years and thats certainly got bigger!!!!!!!!!!!!
I felt so much better when I got out of hospital.

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Cruising Granny


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You're in very dangerous territory there Neil. How's life now?

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The best q and a I've heard on a related topic was:

"Does my bum look big in this?"

Answer - "In this outfit, or in this room?"

The man was never heard from again

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Well - you know the Queen song - "Fat bottomed girls, you make the rocking world go round"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And look at all the blokes who lust afte Beyonce - and she has a booty you could rest a drink on!!!!!!

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A former car loving friend of mine said she'd love something that went from 0 to 100 in 3 seconds so I bought her a set of bathroom scales.

(I did say "former" friend!)



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that's brilliant



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I suggested my wife to stop watching cooking shows on telly as she has never learnt to cook........

......she told me I may as well stop watching porn then!no



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They just gotta have the last word

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Ma


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OF COURSE...........



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That's Incorrect ?? I ALWAYS HAVE THE LAST WORD !!!! [ yes dear ]



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Whatever you say Daz.  blankstare



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struth, you reckon your in trouble.... im in the pound i reckon...

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Proves that it is better to stay single and bring your kids up the same way LOL

My wife told me that if I went to bowls one day to not come home. Wasted 10 minutes getting some clothes together. I was nearly late for bowls.

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