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Was just sitting on the step having a smoke and I hear this mighty racket like a branch had dropped off the old gum tree, I looked up and the big branch that nearly touches the roof of the house is bobbing up and down, didnt think much of it as its stormy, I hear this grunting noise, turn on the outside light and heres a big possum staring me in the face, I told the possum in uncertian terms I didnt appreciate being frightened by him and that he should bugger off elsewhere, not in those exact words they were a bit more colourful then that lol, cute little critters though



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Brushtail or ringtail?

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Ringtail, they get into the roof of the house somehow and perform there amorous activities, I love all animals and figure there dry and happy so leave em be they do make a bit of racket at times but they have been there forever and i dont really mind, house is a flamin zoo anyway

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dropbear68 wrote:

 house is a flamin zoo anyway


 Some Pics. would be good dropbear.

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Tell us again, what were you smoking? Maybe the possum was giving you a message.

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Tell us again, what were you smoking? Maybe the possum was giving you a message.


 are you saying DB68 is a dope?biggrin



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Sheba wrote:
dropbear68 wrote:

 house is a flamin zoo anyway


 Some Pics. would be good dropbear.

Cheers,

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 here's a picture of a ringtail possum



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Tell us again, what were you smoking? Maybe the possum was giving you a message.


 are you saying DB68 is a dope?biggrin


 There's only one dope around here and it is a Wombat.biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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JRH wrote:
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Tell us again, what were you smoking? Maybe the possum was giving you a message.


 are you saying DB68 is a dope?biggrin


 There's only one dope around here and it is a Wombat.biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin


 thanks MATEbiggrin



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JRH wrote:
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Tell us again, what were you smoking? Maybe the possum was giving you a message.


 are you saying DB68 is a dope?biggrin


 There's only one dope around here and it is a Wombat.biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin


 thanks MATEbiggrin


 You are more than welcome Womby. I can't think of a more deserving recipient.biggrinbiggrin



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If you think that amorous possums are noisy, you should experience bloody Koalas in the mating season.  The males make noises like angry bull terriers fighting.

My cat, on a stay over at my Daughter's place, heard them the first night & wouldn't come out from under the bed after dark.  When it wanted to go to the toilet it would race out side, do its business & race back under the bed as fast as it could go.  It was soon a nervous wreck so we had to take it home after a couple of days.

 

Damned Wildlife  .. did I tell you about the flying foxes that ruined EVERY mango on my tree this season!  Caught one & got a lecture from the 'carer' who came to retrieve it from the bird mesh.  Though I must admit it was a cute little thing lying there in her arms sipping orange juice.



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here is some intersting things about wombat sex, well interesting to a wombat biggrin

beware one sexual explictit drawing, do not open if you are under 37 biggrin

http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/the-thrill-of-the-chase/2005/12/12/1134236003099.html



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here is some intersting things about wombat sex, well interesting to a wombat biggrin

beware one sexual explictit drawing, do not open if you are under 37 biggrin

http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/the-thrill-of-the-chase/2005/12/12/1134236003099.html


 That's enough to make anyone wild.biggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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A possum family lives above my porch. 

When my son lived here for awhile, he'd sit out there in the evenings, and the possum would come down to him looking for something to eat. He was good though, he didn't feed it.

I managed to snap a photo one night. Sometimes they sound like their playing bowls or something up there.



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A possum family lives above my porch. 

When my son lived here for awhile, he'd sit out there in the evenings, and the possum would come down to him looking for something to eat. He was good though, he didn't feed it.

I managed to snap a photo one night. Sometimes they sound like their playing bowls or something up there.


 More likely they're playing "or something" than bowls biggrinwink



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Beth54 wrote:

A possum family lives above my porch. 

When my son lived here for awhile, he'd sit out there in the evenings, and the possum would come down to him looking for something to eat. He was good though, he didn't feed it.

I managed to snap a photo one night. Sometimes they sound like their playing bowls or something up there.


 More likely they're playing "or something" than bowls biggrinwink


  You're probably right, but I say bowls because it sounds like they have something rolling around. Another time I swear they were racing each other up and down the area. Oh, maybe that was a figure 8 dance!confusebiggrin



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Beth54 wrote:
jimricho wrote:
Beth54 wrote:

A possum family lives above my porch. 

When my son lived here for awhile, he'd sit out there in the evenings, and the possum would come down to him looking for something to eat. He was good though, he didn't feed it.

I managed to snap a photo one night. Sometimes they sound like their playing bowls or something up there.


 More likely they're playing "or something" than bowls biggrinwink


  You're probably right, but I say bowls because it sounds like they have something rolling around. Another time I swear they were racing each other up and down the area. Oh, maybe that was a figure 8 dance!confusebiggrin


 We were in a caravan park in Bussellton WA and the Possums were jumping off the tree branch onto the caravan roof, running along the roof and sliding down the awning and back up the tree to do it all over again. 

I swear they were wearing hobnailed boots and the little mongrels kept at it most of the night.



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 We were in a caravan park in Bussellton WA and the Possums were jumping off the tree branch onto the caravan roof, running along the roof and sliding down the awning and back up the tree to do it all over again. 

I swear they were wearing hobnailed boots and the little mongrels kept at it most of the night.


  That's funny!

Sounds like the tap dancing cattle in the truck that pulled in next to us one night. doh



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 We were in a caravan park in Bussellton WA and the Possums were jumping off the tree branch onto the caravan roof, running along the roof and sliding down the awning and back up the tree to do it all over again. 

I swear they were wearing hobnailed boots and the little mongrels kept at it most of the night.


  That's funny!

Sounds like the tap dancing cattle in the truck that pulled in next to us one night. doh


 Yep I thought it was funny also but the wife was not amused, she was tired the next day as she is a very light sleeper.confuseconfuse



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here is some intersting things about wombat sex, well interesting to a wombat biggrin

beware one sexual explictit drawing, do not open if you are under 37 biggrin

http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/the-thrill-of-the-chase/2005/12/12/1134236003099.html


 wombat, I did as I was told and did not open it.



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_wombat_ wrote:

here is some intersting things about wombat sex, well interesting to a wombat biggrin

beware one sexual explictit drawing, do not open if you are under 37 biggrin

http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/the-thrill-of-the-chase/2005/12/12/1134236003099.html


 wombat, I did as I was told and did not open it.


 It worked for me marj, but then I highlighted it and did a copy and paste.



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JRH. Read again what I wrote. lol

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JRH. Read again what I wrote. lol


 Sorr Marj must have read it with my eyes closed, bet you Womby will have a ball with this.confuseconfuseconfuseconfuse



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JRH. Read again what I wrote. lol


 HW, are you telling me you are under 37 biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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JRH part quote: It worked for me marj, but then I highlighted it and did a copy and paste.

Hmmm what part worked for you the sexual explictit drawing or the link ?biggrinbiggrin



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JRH part quote: It worked for me marj, but then I highlighted it and did a copy and paste.

Hmmm what part worked for you the sexual explictit drawing or the link ?biggrinbiggrin


 The highlighted part I think.



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JRH part quote: It worked for me marj, but then I highlighted it and did a copy and paste.

Hmmm what part worked for you the sexual explictit drawing or the link ?biggrinbiggrin


 The highlighted part I think.


 I am not telling.HEHEHEHE



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JRH wrote:
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JRH part quote: It worked for me marj, but then I highlighted it and did a copy and paste.

Hmmm what part worked for you the sexual explictit drawing or the link ?biggrinbiggrin


 The highlighted part I think.


 I am not telling.HEHEHEHE


 Looks like I might have to phone Mrs JRH biggrinbiggrin

your not bloody laughing now are you biggrinbiggrin



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JRH wrote:
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JRH part quote: It worked for me marj, but then I highlighted it and did a copy and paste.

Hmmm what part worked for you the sexual explictit drawing or the link ?biggrinbiggrin


 The highlighted part I think.


 I am not telling.HEHEHEHE


 Looks like I might have to phone Mrs JRH biggrinbiggrin

your not bloody laughing now are you biggrinbiggrin


 Phone away old son, I'm sure she can put a Wombat in it's place.HEHEHEHEbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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Well this one ended up in the gutter didnt it lol

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