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Blue Orchid


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Firefly wrote:

Gunsynd ay, mmmmm.

 Sing along

The old grey mare she aint what she used to be, aint what she used to be......



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Just make up a tax Ma for all non grey nomads and then rule all grey nomads get free accom in cv parks. Just don't change your mind later. You can make petrol and diesel 10c lt. Double the budget for road maint. Forget that one, just blow the budget on that one. Blue, you will be the first man.

 I've got a better idea Doug how about you be the treasurer with no limits and accountability........and the salary...............WELLLLLLL



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I wouldn't want a salary Ma I will do it for the love of my country, besides I would be camped on your front lawn with one of those ensuites and access to the vege garden out the back. I could have a double portfolio and be transport minister as well, I have experience in that area.

You will be able to announce your ministry by nights end Ma.



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Ahhh here we go, its already started, jobs for the boys. no



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Ahhh ok, well this may help me warm to it a bit, I would love that portfolio.

Now, about that new bridge, toll free for Nomads, over to Tasmania, when is work due to start on that? aww



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Blue has the kayak already to load the steel girders when we get back to Port Melbourne, they are waiting on the dock. Trouble is we have to take the whole lot in one go so that doesn't leave any room for the rivets to hold them together.   I will consult my cabinet.



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Ma wouldn't last 5 minutes in politics, she'd make the politically suicidal mistake of telling the truth. wink



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Last time I went to the cabinet it was down to one bottle of scotch and two bottles of wine.

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Ma wouldn't last 5 minutes in politics, she'd make the politically suicidal mistake of telling the truth. wink

 Is there any other way. 

Oh by the way Jim you can be Minister for future improvements because he knows what we need



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jimricho for minister for veterinary services specialising in foot-in-mouth disease!

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NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH:

Beth 54 has declined the portfolio of Minister for Secret Womens business and will be in charge of welfare because she has our welfare at heart.

Minister for Secret Women's business is Jules because SHE sees what we want in the future.



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jimricho for minister for veterinary services specialising in foot-in-mouth disease!

 Sounds OK to me Jim and I would reckon you are the only one that would have an antidote for it too.....lol

Now who wants Minister for Future Improvements?



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NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH:

Beth 54 has declined the portfolio of Minister for Secret Womens business and will be in charge of welfare because she has our welfare at heart.

Minister for Secret Women's business is Jules because SHE sees what we want in the future.

 Damn! And I was just about to make my first decision for the future of women.



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Blue Orchid wrote:

Last time I went to the cabinet it was down to one bottle of scotch and two bottles of wine.

 That's because you staged a raid and confiscated most of the bootleg ....ummm...alcohol and somehow got rid of the evidence



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Is Jules psychotic whoops, physic? biggrinbiggrin



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 Damn! And I was just about to make my first decision for the future of women.

 Was I involved???

 



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jimricho wrote:

jimricho for minister for veterinary services specialising in foot-in-mouth disease!

 Sounds OK to me Jim and I would reckon you are the only one that would have an antidote for it too.....lol

Now who wants Minister for Future Improvements?

 My dentist once told me I had a small mouth... I asked her to please put that in writing!



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Every dole bludger will be assigned to a GN to do their bidding...with board and keep only.



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Is Jules psychotic whoops, physic? biggrinbiggrin

 confuseconfuseconfuseconfuseconfuseconfuseconfuseconfuse



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Every dole bludger will be assigned to a GN to do their bidding...with board and keep only.

 Is it worth the angst Mrs. Minister........you know what these bludgers are like.....THEY BLUDGE



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Every dole bludger will be assigned to a GN to do their bidding...with board and keep only.

 Is it worth the angst Mrs. Minister........you know what these bludgers are like.....THEY BLUDGE

 Ms, if you don't mind PM. Each GN will be given a whip to whip them into shape.



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Every dole bludger will be assigned to a GN to do their bidding...with board and keep only.

 Is it worth the angst Mrs. Minister........you know what these bludgers are like.....THEY BLUDGE

 Ms, if you don't mind PM. Each GN will be given a whip to whip them into shape.

 Whips will be provided at no expense to you Madam Lash.....ummmm.....I mean Ms Minister.



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There will be free travel for all Nomads................of the grey variety of course

 Hang on! does that mean free travel & camping for just grey nomads only?

You may have just lost our vote Ma. We're only a little grey so do we just get free short travel & a little camp?.

Not really sure if I want to be a little camp anyway omfg.gif

Cheers

Jon



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The Silver Tongued Fox ay.

We sold our van PM, how good is that!!



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the whip the whip

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The Silver Tongued Fox ay.

We sold our van PM, how good is that!!

 Just call him Charlie...............you have to be a certain age to get the gist of this one, maybe you are too young Ms Minister

Of course now that you have sold your van I hope you will do the appropriate thing with the proceeds.



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dont tell everyone Ma, just because Charlie Rich does a good impersonation of me.

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biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

 

Yep we will disperse the funds where they are most needed Ma, straight into the travel fund me thinks.



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Good thinking 99



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dont forget that any liquidity in the budget should go to funding happy hour.


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