Ma for PM

Firefly · Guru

RE: Ma for PM

Esmeralda · Guru

Ma wrote:
Firefly wrote:
Is Jules psychotic whoops, physic?

ER, psychic - I think you mean biggrin I will be her able assistant and assist when I am able. Maybe undersecretary or should that be oversecretary??

Firefly · Guru

biggrin biggrin biggrin

That choice should be soley yours me thinks Ez

milo · Guru

I like this

Minister for Communications and Radio : Milo because he has experience biggrin

Ma · Guru

Esmeralda wrote:
Ma wrote:
Firefly wrote:
Is Jules psychotic whoops, physic?

ER, psychic - I think you mean I will be her able assistant and assist when I am able. Maybe undersecretary or should that be oversecretary??

Assistnat to the Physchic, has a nice austral ring to it I think, yes.

Ma · Guru

Firefly wrote:

Borrowed the SIL discount card today, stocking up has begun

They have Gossips Sweetlips on special at the moment FF, gotta save a cent or two whenever we can ya know

Esmeralda · Guru

Goody - thanks Ma - I am very excited. I must tell Jules - I owe her a PM. Then again she should know already biggrin biggrin

Ma · Guru

I have just had word from the Minister for Unruly Behaviour who assures me that his size 11 will fit admirably when it is needed to be applied.

Welcome aboard Jim....aka......justcruising

Ma · Guru

by all means TB. You and Blue can do that job together seeing as how he is also our official taster.

Beth54 · Guru

My apologies for leaving my post PM. I've been out practicing with the whip.

Ma · Guru

I will expect a full rendition of your repetoir (?spelling) at the next cabinet meeting. I am sure there will be a most willing victim...opps.....assistant for you to demonstrate on.

Hylda&Jon · Guru

Ma wrote:
Hylda&Jon wrote:
Ma wrote:
There will be free travel for all Nomads................of the grey variety of course
Hang on! does that mean free travel & camping for just grey nomads only?
You may have just lost our vote Ma. We're only a little grey so do we just get free short travel & a little camp?.
Not really sure if I want to be a little camp anyway
Cheers
Jon
Jon, I will send you the appropriate reimbursement for the bottle of Magic Silver White for your hair and a ticket to Oxford Street in Sydney for the march that they hold there each year.
Would you like a position in my cabinet Jon. I thought Hylda could be the Minster for Education because she does.
And anyway as Blue said, He's not grey, he's Blue and he doesn't have grey hair he has silver.

-- Edited by Ma on Thursday 23rd of February 2012 08:22:55 PM

Not the G & L Mardi Gra! I wouldn't have a thing not to wear

Hylda would be chuffed to be appointed Minister of Education as she is a bit sick of the stupidity of the current Education Dept leaders.

Not sure what position would suit me so if anyone remembers or is a fan of Monty Python then they may remember this department. I'll be the Minister of Silly Walks.

Cruising Granny · Guru

Vic wrote:
Blue Orchid wrote:

3. Even when in a state of high aggitation, you can still understand every word and the meaning behind them.
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Like "The Rock Blue, The Rock" lol!

The rock AND the foil helmet. What a suck Blue!

She's a good woman alright. A genuine real person who is clearly appreciated, respected and loved.

Gerty Dancer · Guru

Hey Ma, can I be minister for aged care, especially for Grey Nomads who's wheels stop turning? I propose to lease the Princess line so we can continue travelling for free while being cared for.... sound ok?

Ma · Guru

Jon and Gert, consider yourselves duly appointed but remember Blue did say somewhere 'ACCOUNTABILITY" well forget all that the purse strings are open PROVIDED you can justify any monies that WEREN'T spent on GN's. Go for it you guys.....

Ma · Guru

Cruising Granny wrote:
Vic wrote:
Blue Orchid wrote:

3. Even when in a state of high aggitation, you can still understand every word and the meaning behind them.
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Like "The Rock Blue, The Rock" lol!
The rock AND the foil helmet. What a suck Blue!
She's a good woman alright. A genuine real person who is clearly appreciated, respected and loved.

I have just appointed Blue as the Minister for Suckiness.

Smokeydk · Guru

Hey .look'n down the Minister list..........I would nominate to be Emergency Minister.....as long as you put a law in that "ppl that deliberately start bush fires that kill.......are tied to a tree and lite up"...........LOL

Ma · Guru

That's not as funny as sit sounds Mr. Minister for Emergencies.

That's what they deserve.

Consider yourself having a double portfolio.

Ma · Guru

I have decided to appoint Cruising Granny as Ministeress for Wides. Because she is proficient in occupational wideness.

Ma · Guru

Would Mr. Florinhill like the portfolio for Minister of Agriculture perhaps?

JRH · Guru

Ma wrote:
I have decided to appoint Cruising Granny as Ministeress for Wides. Because she is proficient in occupational wideness.

Are you saying CG is fat?????? biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

Ma · Guru

Granny IS NOT and I NEVER WOULD!!!!

JRH · Guru

Ma wrote:
Granny IS NOT and I NEVER WOULD!!!!

That's great.

MA FOR PM.

Ma · Guru

JRH wrote:
Ma wrote:
Granny IS NOT and I NEVER WOULD!!!!
That's great.

MA FOR PM.

I agree MA FOR PM

Dougwe · Chief one feather

Ma wrote:
Jon and Gert, consider yourselves duly appointed but remember Blue did say somewhere 'ACCOUNTABILITY" well forget all that the purse strings are open PROVIDED you can justify any monies that WEREN'T spent on GN's. Go for it you guys.....

That (all spending) has to be approved by the Treasurer or have I been sent to the back bench already?

By the way Madam Prime Minister, does Roads come under my portfolio?

Dougwe · Chief one feather

My absence is due to being out improving the economy for a couple of hours (spending)

Dougwe · Chief one feather

Oh, there was no cut backs or rate increases while doing so.

Ma · Guru

Dougwe wrote:
Ma wrote:
Jon and Gert, consider yourselves duly appointed but remember Blue did say somewhere 'ACCOUNTABILITY" well forget all that the purse strings are open PROVIDED you can justify any monies that WEREN'T spent on GN's. Go for it you guys.....

That (all spending) has to be approved by the Treasurer or have I been sent to the back bench already?
By the way Madam Prime Minister, does Roads come under my portfolio?

Back bench, what is this Back bench, oh I know the little bench under the tree up in the back yard. Nah, we don't have a back bench and if you want to me Minister For Roads, go right ahead, I am here to please all my constituents.

Ma · Guru

Dougwe wrote:
My absence is due to being out improving the economy for a couple of hours (spending)

When you run out of money Minister just go and print some more.

Vic · Guru

I think Wombat should be appointed as Minister of Mines because he likes digging holes (I just wish he'd fill the dam things in again!) wink