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Splendid idea Vic, remind me again what your portfolio consists of



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I have decided to appoint Cruising Granny as Ministeress for Wides.  Because she is proficient in occupational wideness.

 That's a little ambiguous Ma, but I'll accept the position in the spirit in which is was intended.

I also hereby apply for the position of public relations and media liaison mininster.  I have experience in this sector.



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Duly appointed Madam Minister just you make sure that ALL press releases about me are ALL GOOD do you hear me.................blankstare



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NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH:

Beth 54 has declined the portfolio of Minister for Secret Womens business and will be in charge of welfare because she has our welfare at heart.

Minister for Secret Women's business is Jules because SHE sees what we want in the future.

 My first proposal as Minister for Secret Women's Business I can't reveal - because too many men read this forum.



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I expect all my ministers to use the utmost discretion so you should handle the portfolio admirably Jules.

Discretion in our favour of course.



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I'm not sure why any Government have a problem sorting things and themselves out??? The "GREY NOMAD" Party was sorted in just one afternoon and no knives were seen anywhere, no secret talks behind closed doors and still havn't seen any cameras or reporters stirring the pot. As Treasurer and Roads Minister of the "GREY NOMAD" Party I am also very impressed with all Ministers that they didn't have to fly OS for any discussions or meetings. That now means more money for Public Transport (we GNM's may need it some day) and Road Repairs (we all need that NOW). You have set up a good party Ma.



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jules47


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Ma wrote:

I expect all my ministers to use the utmost discretion so you should handle the portfolio admirably Jules.

Discretion in our favour of course.

 Of course!!!  Goes without saying!wink



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Now that I've stopped laughing, I've got my ear to the ground.

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Glad to see that you are taking your job seriously Minister Marj.

We can't have anyone lying down on the job now.



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Ok - so just how does Marj get her ear to the ground, if she can't lie down??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????


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Ok - so just how does Marj get her ear to the ground, if she can't lie down??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

 Jules, shes a woman! Surely that says it all? 

O dear, this is too much for me, cant stop giggling!biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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You are so right Gert - WOMAN - Wonderful, Oblliging, Magnificent, Amazing, Noble

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Ok - so just how does Marj get her ear to the ground, if she can't lie down??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

 Don't you know by now that Myrtle's Mum can do anything.......she's a Mum and like you said a woman



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Splendid idea Vic, remind me again what your portfolio consists of

 A joint Minister for the Environment (the Wombat vermin extermination folio)

winkbiggrin



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Ah, that's right.  With a certain pers...um...womb....um, oh heck you know who I mean, being AWOL, I had forgotten that we had that portfolio.

Carry on regardless.  You should have all the appropriate forms in triplicate filed by the time he/she/it returns.  biggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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One of my first initiatives would be to launch an enquiry into the fact that men cannot realise that rain and women's hair do not mix.

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Put your submission in writing and present it to the Cabinet at the annual meeting due in 2015. It will be dealt with according to the Secret Women's Business articles of incorporation.



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Ah, that's right.  With a certain pers...um...womb....um, oh heck you know who I mean, being AWOL, I had forgotten that we had that portfolio.

Carry on regardless.  You should have all the appropriate forms in triplicate filed by the time he/she/it returns.  biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

 Hmmm......being one of the environment minister, am worried about all the forms in triplicate, cutting down of trees for paper etc.....I wonder if wombat skin could be made into writing material......please include on the agenda expenditure shotguns, rifles and poisons (including some for use on the opposition) for our eradication program.....wink



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Hi Ace Pop Top Campervan & A'Van A'Lite Camper Trailer.....

Khalil Gibran says "We tarry forward - not backward".

Spread the laughter
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While we're here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
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 (including some for use on the opposition) for our .....wink

 OPPOSITION  confuseconfuseconfuseconfuse  We don't have any opposition......Do We????confuseconfuse



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Nobody would dare, Ms PM Ma!

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Vic wrote:
 (including some for use on the opposition) for our .....wink

 OPPOSITION  confuseconfuseconfuseconfuse  We don't have any opposition......Do We????confuseconfuse

 Well there's one budget saving then Madam PM...biggrin



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Hi Ace Pop Top Campervan & A'Van A'Lite Camper Trailer.....

Khalil Gibran says "We tarry forward - not backward".

Spread the laughter
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While we're here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
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Ma wrote:
Vic wrote:
 (including some for use on the opposition) for our .....wink

 OPPOSITION  confuseconfuseconfuseconfuse  We don't have any opposition......Do We????confuseconfuse

 Well there's one budget saving then Madam PM...biggrin

 But we do have a resident WOMBAT




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And of course Wombat BEING Wombat will have to oppose now won't he. blankstareblankstare



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Well hes not here, so we're safe for now. Wommy will be amazed to see what happened in his absence.

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Well hes not here, so we're safe for now. Wommy will be amazed to see what happened in his absence.

 Yes, that we've overthrown the government and Ma and GN's are running the country!



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He will and I hope he doesn't come back and cause mayhem again.  But then, we are talking about Wommy aren't we.



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Vive la Revolution............... 



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Vive la Revolution............... 

 And a big Hooray to the WOMBAT Extermination Programme.biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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Someone just sent me this re Mondays meeting;

 



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Hi Ace Pop Top Campervan & A'Van A'Lite Camper Trailer.....

Khalil Gibran says "We tarry forward - not backward".

Spread the laughter
Share the cheer
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While we're here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
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Vic wrote:

Someone just sent me this re Mondays meeting;

 

 Good one Vic.smilesmilesmilesmile



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