The Croc's are coming south!

gypsy rover · Senior Member

The Croc's are coming south!

bill12 · Guru

What ever you do -DON,T PANIC! As corporal Jones said to Capt, Mainwaring as he was running around in circles brandishing a lee enfield with a sword bayonet-"DON,T PANIC, THE CROCS ARE COMING SOUTH TO GET YOU!" Perhaps we should think about the Brisbane line , again?Bill

-- Edited by bill12 on Wednesday 2nd of May 2012 10:23:12 AM

Landfall · Guru

And people ask us "Why did you move to Tasmania?" confuse

Not many of those mainland creaure will pay the ferry fare to cross Bass Strait!

In-laws, included. biggrin biggrin biggrin

That's why. biggrin

Dusty

-- Edited by Landfall on Wednesday 2nd of May 2012 11:45:44 AM

petengail · Guru

Article from this morning's A.B.C. News

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-05-02/sal****er-croc-spotted-in-south-east-queensland/3983968

bill12 · Guru

You don,t have to wory about crocs on Magnetic Is- the sharks have eaten them! You don,t have to worry about the sharks, cos the stingers have killed them all! then , you don,t woryy about the stingers, cos the crocs have eaten them.................DON,T PANIC!

Dougwe · Chief one feather

I don't think I'd go back into the bedroom again Chris.

I felt something crawling over my leg in bed a couple of weeks ago and when I checked it was a white tail spider, I've been checking the bed ever since. I think I have a yellow stripe down my back.

My name hasn't been in the back of the paper so I spose I'm ok.

gypsy rover · Senior Member

Dougwe wrote:
I don't think I'd go back into the bedroom again Chris.

I felt something crawling over my leg in bed a couple of weeks ago and when I checked it was a white tail spider, I've been checking the bed ever since. I think I have a yellow stripe down my back.
My name hasn't been in the back of the paper so I spose I'm ok.

It's all OK, called the local snake catcher man and he removed it for me. I had to wait about six hours for him to finish work though. Scary. It turned out to be a harmless tree snake, but I thought if it can get in what's to stop the Taipans and Tigers.

My S I L was bitten by one of those white tail spiders and it took months to heal. Very nasty little devils they are.

Yep you are "OK"!

Cheers!

Chris

Weedy Pigeon · Senior Member

Possibly one of the finest comedy series ever made. I have most and watch them on a regular basis. Just this minute finished watching Ripping Yarns with Michael Palin.

Curse of the Claw, The Testing of Eric Oldthwaite and Golden Gordon, absolute classic British comedy.

milo · Guru

think id rather swim in a swimming pool..

jimbo · Guru

That's a huge headache if one wishes to swim....Oh well we were warned The powers that be know better They have always said there is no Danger waithin for a death or two..

Happywanderer · The Master

I'm doing my bit for conservation, killing at least 2 cane toads every night. The ugly b.........rs poke their head out when I'm watching and they are a gonna.

Jimbo, at least we know the crocs won't make it to Greens Lake. Well, hopefully.

mr glassies · Guru

we got a few croks here on the sunshine coast luckily there at the zooooooooo lmdo

dibs

Clyde Camel · Veteran Member

I saved Barry Barramundi here from the jaws of a croc. You'd think he would be grateful!