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HELGA'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP


 

 

 

 

DEAR  DIARY - DAY 1

All  packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short  sets. Really, really exciting.


Our  local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers, decided on this "all-girls"  trip.


It  will be my first one, - and I can't wait!
 
 
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DEAR  DIARY - DAY 2


Entire  day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today --  seems like a very nice, handsome man.


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DEAR DIARY - DAY 3


At  the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck.  Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honoured and  had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.


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DEAR  DIARY - DAY 4



Won  $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in  his own cabin.. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne.  He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be  unfaithful to my husband.

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DEAR  DIARY - DAY 5


Pool  again today.. Got a bit sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar,  stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large  drinks.

Really  is quite charming.. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night.  Again, I declined.

He  told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the  ship... I was shocked.


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DEAR  DIARY - DAY 6


Today  I saved 2600 lives............


Twice!



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Guru

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Funny! Funny! An Oldie but a goody

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Oh I'm going on another cruise in July. Hope we don't get the same captain!!

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