If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it

I went to a karaoke bar last night that didnt play any Seventies music. At first I was afraid. Oh, I was petrified

A government survey reveals the prime minister is doing the work of two men. Laurel and Hardy

Roses are red, violets are blue, Im a schizophrenic, and so am I

Militant feminists, I take my hat off to them. They dont like that

A woman told her doctor, Ive got a bad back. The doctor said, Its old age. The woman said, I want a second opinion. The doctor says, OK, youre ugly as well

Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off

I saw a clown doing sit-ups. Funny how things work out