Two little boys are going to the hospital the next day for operation....  Theirs will be first on the schedule. The older boy leans
                     over and asks, "What are you having done?"

                     The second boy says,  "I'm getting my tonsils out, and I'm afraid."

                     The first boy says,  "You've got nothing to worry about.  I had that done when I was four.  They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they
                     give you lots of Jell -O and ice cream. It's a breeze."

                     The second boy then asks,  "What are you going in for?"

                     The first boy says, " Circumcision ."

                     "Whoa !" the smaller boy replies.  "Goodluck, buddy. I had that done when I was born.  Couldn't walk for a year."