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Hoodathunkit


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4 Worms In Church
Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!
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A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup..

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol . . . . . . Dead .

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The second worm in cigarette smoke . . .Dead .

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Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead.
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Fourth worm in good clean soil . . .Alive


So the Minister asked the congregation,

"What did you learn from this demonstration?"



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Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate,

you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service!

Today is International Disturbed People's Day.

Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend...

Just as I've done.
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-- Edited by Hoodathunkit on Friday 2nd of August 2013 12:01:13 PM



-- Edited by Hoodathunkit on Friday 2nd of August 2013 12:08:40 PM

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you need to link your pix - or 'save as' then 'attach' - then put your cursor where you want each one to be placed and insert - I so want the punchline....... please

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Sorry spida it's not working thanks for your help.

Punch line is

"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate,

you won't have worms!"



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