Well, I'm at the Emergency Room . Today was not good.

I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven't done for a while. It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started out slow, just like they told me, but then I went a little faster; before I knew it, I was going as fast as the horse could go.

I couldn't stop him, he was out of control, so I decided to dismount. Instead, I fell off, caught my foot in the stirrup, and the horse started dragging me. It wouldn't stop! Every time I screamed the horse surged forward faster.

Thank goodness the manager at Toys-R-Us came out and unplugged the machine.

After that, I wasn't even going to attempt to ride the Elephant.