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rockylizard


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Gday...

VALE the inventor if IKEA furniture.

His funeral will be delayed several days, because nobody can find the little screwdriver to put together his flatpack coffin.

cheers - John

 



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Oh John - that is very close to deserving a "corny" reward!

Was funny though - hahahahahaha!!

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rockylizard wrote:

Gday...

VALE the inventor if IKEA furniture.

His funeral will be delayed several days, because nobody can find the little screwdriver to put together his flatpack coffin.

cheers - John

 

 It's called an ALLAN key, his name was ALLAN. laughing.giflaughing.gif



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Hey John they found the Screwdriver. But, the issue now is the 2 folding shovels.
The Irish Grave Digger was told to take his pick.



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It's not the missing tools it's the bits of hardware left over that worry me. Actually got a flat-pack (not IKEA) last week that had an extra zip-lock bag labelled "SPARES".

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RustyD wrote:

It's not the missing tools it's the bits of hardware left over that worry me. Actually got a flat-pack (not IKEA) last week that had an extra zip-lock bag labelled "SPARES".

 It's a well known fact, if you don't have spares after assembly then you've done something wrong. The extra's are provided to ensure you get it right!



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