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Someone make him stop..............


Gday...

Modern engines can be fuelled by almost any organic substance, including herbs. 

So eventually we could see trains running on thyme.

 

I asked my North Korean penpal how it was over there. 

He replied he couldnt complain.

 

James, 4, was listening to a Bible story. 

His dad read: a man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee from the city but his wife looked back and was turned into salt. 

Rather concerned by this, James asked, What happened to the flea?

Cheers - John



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No don't stop Rocky.

these are fun.

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Avagreatday.

Kathy and Frank currently at Home near Quirindi NSW



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2 sailors scrubbing the deck of a ship. One says to the other, "where's the soap?"  The other said "sure does!"

joe



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Loved them John



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I do not think I can contribute,  however keep em coming. Need a giggle.

Jay&Dee



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Dad jokes abound!

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If you had to choose between being fit and drinking wine ...

What would it be? Red or White?

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