Survival Tip

rockylizard · Guru

Survival Tip

Dougwe · Chief one feather

To the naughty room wif ya Rocky.

No politics allowed here mate.

Oooops, it's in the woods ya talking about. Ya can still go to the naughty room cos ya will be naughty at some stage.

landy · Guru

You can't get lost if you carry a deck of cards with you Rocky. You just sit down and deal a hand of patience, someone will always show up look over your shoulder and say black nine on red ten.
Of course they could be lost to. Landy

JayDee · Guru

there is also another way to get directions if one is lost.

Take off your watch, attach it to a piece of string and twirl it over your head and let the string go.

Now.

That watch has gone WEST, so it easy to work out the other directions.

I would only use a mickey mouse watch for this exercise.

jay&Dee

Possum3 · Guru

One method that never fails. Lift the bonnet and start to look at the motor. Within five minutes you will have five old blokes in shorts and thongs giving advice. Always works for me.

landy · Guru

I never get lost , some one always tells me were to go.