Google tells me therre are 7,500 varieties of apples

When, I was in Washington , back in the 70's, I was a soldier, at the time doing my job over there, anyhow, I was in a bar in the evening, and had had a big lunch that day, of my favourite dish of Brussel Sprouts. So anyway, I let go a loud passing of air, and everybody looked at me, 1 second later another guy, did the same, I looked at him, he looked at me, and we were spitting images of each other. He was an US marine, and we had similar interests, but the funniest thing about that day, was he had also eaten his favourite dish, you guessed it Brussel Sprouts.