And then a graphic that I have no record of and could not have been posted here.
Underneath, was scrawled by someone else:
To which I must add the obvious retort,
Your arse is too big and your legs are too short!!
Many moons ago,when you literally had to "spend a penny" to access public toilets,I found written in a cubicle "Here I sit,Broken hearted,Paid my Penny and Only farted". Then at Carnarvon,in a truckies toilet,"Would the driver with the 2 speed R-Soul please spit in low range,as this toilet is not fitted with mudflaps". There are many more.Cheers
Many moons ago,when you literally had to "spend a penny" to access public toilets,I found written in a cubicle "Here I sit,Broken hearted,Paid my Penny and Only farted". Then at Carnarvon,in a truckies toilet,"Would the driver with the 2 speed R-Soul please spit in low range,as this toilet is not fitted with mudflaps". There are many more.Cheers
Hahaha, similar to your one Yobarr.
I recall in a toilet in a construction camp. *Will all truck drivers please $hit in Low Range*
-- Edited by Rob Driver on Friday 19th of November 2021 12:35:26 PM
At a fishing camp on the Daly in nt.
'Please turn off the lights because they attract insects which attract frogs which attract snakes'
The lights were never left on
At the Tech college I went to as a kid, "This is not a bakery, so don't come in here for a loaf".
Or in the loo at the old SMA Ski Club at Guthega, The divided the old loo into two separate loos. "He hails from Snowy River Country, where to hills are twice as steep and twice as rough. Where to put another loo in was taken in our stride, but now they all say It's not big enough"
And at the old Ibis Hut, downstream from the Geehi Airstrip, there was a loo with 3 holes in the seat, no partition. You used to sit there gazing out the full width flyscreen window, over the Swampy Plains River, looking straight up to My Kosciusko. What a heavenly place to have a sh1t...
-- Edited by erad on Friday 19th of November 2021 06:19:02 PM
-- Edited by erad on Friday 19th of November 2021 06:21:51 PM
At the Tech college I went to as a kid, "This is not a bakery, so don't come in here for a loaf".
Or in the loo at the old SMA Ski Club at Guthega, The divided the old loo into two separate loos. "He hails from Snowy River Country, where to hills are twice as steep and twice as rough. Where to put another loo in was taken in our stride, but now they all say It's not big enough". And at the old Ibis Hut, downstream from the Geehi Airstrip, there was a loo with 3 holes in the seat, no partition. You used to sit there gazing out the full width flyscreen window, over the Swampy Plains River, looking straight up to My Kosciusko. What a heavenly place to have a sh1t...
Reminds me of the toilets on Top of the Hill at Bathurst race track in the mid-seventies.There was a a tin shack about 30 feet long,with two 9"x1" planks side by side running the whole length,on top of a crude wooden structure.Below this structure was a series of pits,and the 9x1s had holes in them,about 4 feet apart.In front of these planks was a tin trough that men stood in front of.It all was open,so in the morning there'd be 7 or 8 men seated side by side,doing what had to be done,while the queue of men waiting stretched over the hill,and those who sought to do only No 1s paraded in and out in front of the seated! No privacy,and some men chose to disappear down the back to do their business in relative privacy rather than be on display! Haven't been there for many years,but I would expect that things would now be a lot more civilised? Cheers
