Dedicated to to the forum forest dweller.
There once was a fellow called Mike,
Who went for a ride on a trike,
He went over a bump which gave him a lump,
So he said next time I will hike.
Sorry Mike, couldn't help it!!!!!!!!!!
Those who wish to reap the blessings of freedom must, as men, endure the fatigue of defending it.
Thomas Paine.
There once was a fellow called Mike
Who said "I'm going on strike!"
It's all this rain - it makes things a pain
And I don't think I can stand the strain
"I beseech you in the bowels of Christ think it possible you may be mistaken"
Oliver Cromwell, 3rd August 1650 - in a letter to the General Assembly of the Kirk of Scotland
Who said this is not something I like
Dwelling in the forest I discovered a man called Morris
And his suggestions to me seemed horrid
Who they said was a bit of a psych
But he replied with derision
That is not my position
I'm simply a bit of a tyke
Thanks Magnarc - that was fun :)
