3 Wokes go into a bar.

One of them wouldnt talk to the Italian as he was Christian.

Another one wouldnt stand near Paddy the Irishman as he had a Saint Christopher medal around his neck.

The third wouldnt place orders for a beer because the barmaid was a white Australian Christian.

The barmaid saw them come in and called out.

*What can I get you blokes*

The first one called out.

*We arent blokes, we are Wokes.

The barmaid then said.

*We dont sell chains, padlocks, or Supa Glue here*

With that the Woke said,

*No problem, we are lobbying the government for hotels and bars to sell these necessities when we are in a crisis.

The barmaid said.

*What crisis is that, is that the crisis we all had to have, or is that the crisis caused by dividing the country based on race and religion*

The Woke bloke answered,

*Dont worry, we will back to boycott your establishment until you give in and stock our items*

The barmaid replied,

*Oh, now we all see how it works, Wokes.*