Three white guys get captured by Red Indians & taken back to camp. Before each one of them is killed they get a last request meal.
The first guy asks for a bowl of pasta, he eats it & then dies. The Indians say ''we'll skin him, he'll make a great canoe''.
The second guy asks for fish & chips, he eats it then dies. The Indians say ''we'll skin him, he'll make a great canoe''.
The third guy asks for just a fork which he quickly uses to stab himself all over with. The Indians say "why you want nothing to eat & do that for?''
He says, ''you're not making a f***ing canoe out of me!''
Nature, the cathedral of awe.
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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