An old man goes to confession. He tells the priest that on Friday night,
hed been in the bar when he met a young woman.
Maybe 22, he says. A gorgeous blonde. I started lusting, Father.
Yes, says the priest, Lust is a dangerous sin.
Theres more, says the man.
We went back to her place and made passionate love for hours.
The priest pauses. And how long has it been since your last confession?
Ive never come. This is my first.
How is this your first confession?
Im Jewish.
Then why are you telling me all this?
Telling you? Im telling everyone!