There once was a chap from Cape Horn,
Who wished that he'd never been born,
He woudn't have been if his pappy had seen,
That the end of his franger was torn.
PS. I promise to be a good boy in future and refrain from submitting this kind of poetry on the forum.
It is better to keep your mouth closed, and let people think you are fool than to open it, and remove all doubt.
Samuel Langhorne Clemens,
aka MarkTwain.
Cheers Craig
