In the Garden of Eden lay Adam,
Complacently stroking his madam
Loud was his mirth,
Cos he knew that on earth,
There were only two balls - and he had em.
(I know I said I wouldn't but then I found this one!)
Those who wish to reap the blessings of freedom must, as men, endure the fatigue of defending it.
Thomas Paine.
Cheers Craig