check out the new remote control Jockey Wheel SmartBar rearview170 Topargee products Enginesaver Low Water Alarms
Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
Click here for the Grey Nomads website -> The Grey Nomads Forum -> Just Joking -> The Best Camera money can buy
Post Info TOPIC: The Best Camera money can buy
RickJ


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 345
Date:
The Best Camera money can buy
Permalink  

Im hell bound for sure- biggrin

 

 

The Pope was having a shower.

 

Although hes very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed to exercise the Papal wrist, and this happened to be one of those occasions.

 

Just as he reached the Papal climax, he saw a photographer taking a picture of the Holy semen flying through the air.

 

Hold on a minute! said the Pope, You can't do that - you'll destroy the reputation of the Church!

 

This is my lottery win, said the photographer. Ill be financially secure for life with these photos!

 

So, the Pope offered to buy the camera from the photographer and after much negotiation, they eventually settled on a figure of £2 million.

 

The Pope clothed himself and headed off to destroy the images on the camera. Along the vast Vatican hallways, he bumped into his personal housekeeper.

 

Being a bit of a photography buff, she noticed the camera and said, That looks like a really expensive digital SLR camera, how much did it cost you?

 

Not being one to lie, the Pope replied, £2 million...

 

 TWO MILLION Pounds! replied the housekeeper. They must have seen you coming!



__________________

Don't sell the Sun to buy the Candle
Possum3


Guru

Status: Online
Posts: 8740
Date:
Permalink  

Love it.

__________________

Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan

Sent from my imperial66 typewriter using carrier pigeon, message sticks and smoke signals.
Whenarewethere


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 7579
Date:
Permalink  

RickJ wrote:

I'm hell bound for sure- biggrin

 If you have been through the second papal palace in Avignon, France, you will both blush & eyes water. Mosaics in the period, of what went on in the bedroom to create the "right mood". Then there were the tapestries, one would choke!

 

Don't worry, you will be bound for the other direction!



__________________

Procrastination, mankind's greatest labour saving device!

50L custom fuel rack 6x20W 100/20mppt 4x26Ah gel 28L super insulated fridge TPMS 3 ARB compressors heatsink fan cooled 4L tank aftercooler Air/water OCD cleaning 4 stage car acoustic insulation.
Roy E


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 304
Date:
Permalink  

Good one, Rick, you are definitely on your way to hell.


__________________
RickJ


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 345
Date:
Permalink  

Roy E wrote:

Good one, Rick, you are definitely on your way to hell.

 I think you may be right Roy, in fact I am now getting used to drinking hot beer. biggrin  biggrin



__________________

Don't sell the Sun to buy the Candle
Page 1 of 1  sorted by
 
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.
Click here for the Grey Nomads website -> The Grey Nomads Forum -> Just Joking -> The Best Camera money can buy
Tweet this page Post to Digg Post to Del.icio.us
Purchase Grey Nomad bumper stickers Read our daily column, the Nomad News The Grey Nomad's Guidebook