A Sydney man has updated his JobSeeker profile to reflect that he is now a nuclear submarine, saying he was looking forward to receiving $46 billion over the next 25 years.
With the Albanese Government predicted to ignore expert advice to increase welfare support payments, Nick Robinson -- or HMAS Robinson as he is now known -- said being a submarine was one of the few ways to get the Government's attention these days.
Robinson said it was near impossible to live on the current $49-a-day Jobseeker rate while he looked for work. "I'm struggling to keep my head above water. But that's okay, because I'm a submarine now," he said,
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Hmm, I see that The Shovel has now edited the headline to read "Man on Jobseeker Dresses Up As Submarine" instead of the original "Man on JobSeeker self-identifies as submarine".