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7 Degrees of Blondeness


                                   

A blonde had just totalled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch.

Wow the copper gasped your car looks like and accordion that was stomped on by an Elephant Are you OK?

Why yes officer, I am fine the blonde chirped.

How in the world did this happen? wondered the copper.

It was the strangest thing the Blonde replied, From out of nowhere this tree appeared in front of me, so I swerved to the right, and then another tree popped up so I swerved left, and then another tree so I swerved right and another tree so I ..........................

Uh, maam the copper interrupted as he looked inside the car. That was your air freshener swinging. There isnt a tree on this road for 30km



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