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aussie_paul


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Saturday Morning, Weather was to bad to work outside,
I was bored with nothing to do,
Suddenly, there was a knock on the door,
I opened it to find a well dressed young man standing there who said,
Good morning Sir, "I'm a Jehovah's witness"
Well I said, You had better come in and have a cup of Coffee,
With that, the young man came in and sat on the lounge,
after a short while, I asked what he wanted to talk about, he replied,
"BUGGERED IF I KNOW", NO ONE HAS EVER LET ME IN BEFORE. !!!


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Craig1


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I managed to get " crossed their knock list ", by being very cross.

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Tony Bev


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A good one Paul, I only laughed for a friend

Same friend has asked me to put this utube up

Less than one minute



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A few years ago I was camped at the Willis camp on the Snowy (Barry Way). Hadnt seen a soul for two days. Late on Sunday arvo two fellas turned up, had a short chat and would have chatted longer Im sure (cue banjos) but I pointed out it would soon be dark and they had a long, narrow, twisty drive ahead of them. All they gave me was a card with www addresses on it if I felt like getting in touch with the witnesses! Very modern. They had come from Lakes Entrance and were going back. Boy, I admired their dedication, if not their practicality.

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