The newly-weds are in their honeymoon suite and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. 

He takes off his pants and throw them at her. 

He says, "Put those on." 

The bride replies, "I can't wear your pants." 

"And don't forget that" he replies, "I will always wear the pants in this family!" 

The bride takes off her panties and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!" 

He replies, "I can't get into your panties!" "

And you never will if you don't change your attitude."