A blonde wanted to sell her car but she couldnt find any buyers.
She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked how many kilometres she had on her car. She answered, 300,000.
Her fried told her that was the problem. So the blonde went to the mechanic and told him to put it down to 70,000 kms. A couple of days later the blondes friend asked her if shed sold the car after rolling back the odometer.
The blonde replied, why would I sell my car? Theres only 70,000kms on it.