While on the operating table she had a 'near death' experience.....

Seeing God, she asked.."Is my time up?"...

God said, " No you have another 33 years, 2 months, 8 days, four hours and 31 minutes to live....."

Since she had so much time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it...

So upon recovery, the woman decided to remain in the Hospital and have a 'Face-Lift', Liposuction,

Breast Implants, and Tummy Tuck....and even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth to pearly white....

After her final operation and cosmetic uplifts, and feeling her 'girly' self once again.......she was released from Hospital, and while crossing the busy road in front of the Hospital,

she was tragically killed by a speeding emergency Ambulance...

After immediately arriving in front of God, she was really pissed off, and she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 33 years?,

why didn't you pull me from the path of the speeding Ambulance?"......

God replied......"I simply didn't recognize you!!!!!!!"........