Queen Elizabeth and a Hooters waitress die on the same day, and both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.

Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in.

The Angel asks the Hooters waitress if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.

The waitress takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity".

The Angel thanks the waitress and asks Her Majesty the same question.

The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, and drinks it down.

Then, pees into a toilet and pulls the lever.

The Angel says, "Ok, your Majesty, you may go in".

The waitress is outraged and asked, "What was that all about, I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She pees into a toilet and she gets in! Would you explain that to me"?

"Sorry," says the Angel, "but even in Heaven A Royal Flush Beats a Pair No Matter How Big They Are".