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aussie_paul


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This is so true and getting out of hand
As a man, I used to think I was pretty much just a regular person,
but I was born white, into a two-parent household which now, whether
I like it or not, makes me "Privileged", a racist & responsible for \
slavery.
I am a fiscal & moral, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist
because I plan, budget & support myself.
I went to High School, worked my way up the ladder, & have always
held a job. But I now find out that I am not here because I earned
it, but because I was "advantaged.
I am heterosexual, which according to "gay" folks, now makes me a
homophobic.
I am not a Muslim, which now labels me as an infidel.
I am older than 60, making me a useless person who doesn't understand
Facebook, Instagram or Twitter.
I think & I reason, and I doubt much of what the "main stream" media
tells me, which makes me a "Right-wing conspiracy nut.
I am proud of my heritage & our inclusive Australian culture, making
me a xenophobe.
I believe in hard work, fair play, & fair compensation according to
each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.
I believe our system guarantees freedom of effort - not freedom of
outcome or subsidies which must make me a borderline sociopath.
I believe in the defence & protection of Australia for & by all
citizens, now making me a militant.
I am proud of our flag, what it stands for and the many who died to
let it fly, so I stand & salute during our National Anthem - so I
must be a racist.
Please help me come to terms with the new me because I'm just not
sure who I am anymore!
If all this nonsense wasn't enough to deal with, now I don't even
know which restroom to use and I gotta go more FREQUENTLY!
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Blues Man


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Unfortunately AP it is all true and now it's the way of the world.cry



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And being a proud Tasmanian Man, I also have to still listen to the " two head " worn out insults.

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Southern Cruizer


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Just think Craig1, two heads watching football, could be fun. Double the score if combining all the eyes

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Southern Cruizer wrote:

Just think Craig1, two heads watching football, could be fun. Double the score if combining all the eyes

 Can you imagine the arguments if each head was a fan of opposing teams?



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Thank goodness I have the " scar " to prove the removal. How could I barrack for Col........ !

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Craig1 wrote:

And being a proud Tasmanian Man, I also have to still listen to the " two head " worn out insults.

 It ain"t over yet...:)



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