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May be an image of text that says "Why I Like Retirement! Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, Sunday Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Two hours after falling asleep on the couch. Question: Answer: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it might take all day. Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees? Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done. Question: Answer: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? The term comes with a 10% discount. Question: Among retirees, what is considered for- mal attire? Answer: Tied shoes."



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And that's exactly why i love retirement.biggrinbiggrin



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