A woman is having a hard time getting her tomatoes to ripen so she goes to her neighbour and asks for help with her problem.

The neighbour says, Oh thats easy! All you have to do is go out at midnight and dance around in the garden naked for a few minutes, and the tomatoes will become so embarrassed, they will blush bright red.

So that night the woman goes out at midnight and dances around her garden naked for a few minutes. The next morning, the neighbour comes over to the womans house and asks the woman if her tomatoes have turned red.

No, the woman says, Unfortunately they're still green, but I did notice that the cucumbers have grown four inches!