A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife, Where is the rake?
She can't hear him and shouts back, What?
The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a raking motion. The wife is not sure and says, What? The man repeats his gestures, mouthing EYE KNEE THE RAKE.
The wife replies that she understands and signals back. She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch. Well, there is no way in hell the man can even come close on that one.
Exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks her, What in the heck was that?
She replies, EYE LEFT TIT BEHIND THE BUSH.
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