Honey Ive been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. Were leaving from office & Ill swing by the house to pick my things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pajamas!
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but being a good wife she did exactly as her husband said.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but looking good
The wife welcomed him & asked if he caught much fish?
The husband said
Yes dear, we caught lots of salmon, bluegill and a few Swordfish. But, let me ask you something why didnt u pack my blue silk pajamas?
Caught out that time ,reminds me of a bloke who called his wife while overseas on a holiday, He rang and said sell my Mercedes car and send me the money.
she put a tender notice in the paper and a fella for a joke put a tender in for $10.A week later there was a knock on the door ,he was greeted with your car sir, handed the keys and the guy left.
