In an unforeseen twist of events, Jim Jordan, the Ohio congressman aiming to secure the role of Speaker of the House, found himself in an awkward predicament. His quest for the speakership faced a peculiar obstacle when news broke that Jim Jordan had accidentally locked himself inside his congressional bathroom.
Jordan had a pivotal meeting scheduled with fellow representatives who harbored doubts about his candidacy. However, his unexplained absence raised concerns as hours went by without any sign of him. It was only when his aides heard a desperate and somewhat comical bellowing sound emanating from his offices water closet that the peculiar situation came to light.
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