check out the new remote control Jockey Wheel SmartBar rearview170 Beam Communications SatPhone Shop Topargee products Enginesaver Low Water Alarms
Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
Post Info TOPIC: Marriage satisfaction after surgery


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 7579
Date:
Marriage satisfaction after surgery


default_235~2.jpg

A Newcastle woman, pictured above, has lost her case at Newcastle Magistrates Court today after she tried to sue the Royal Victoria Hospital after her husband went in for an operation which left him unable to have sex with her afterwards.

Mrs Minger from Gateshead, aged 67, said to reporters outside the court this afternoon "Me and me 'usband Fred 'ave 'ad bangin' sex till 'e went ta 'ospital and 'ad is operation. Now 'e's not interested 'n me and it's all down to them twats!"

The surgeon who performed the operation attended court to give evidence said "All we did was remove Fred's cataracts!"



__________________

Procrastination, mankind's greatest labour saving device!

50L custom fuel rack 6x20W 100/20mppt 4x26Ah gel 28L super insulated fridge TPMS 3 ARB compressors heatsink fan cooled 4L tank aftercooler Air/water OCD cleaning 4 stage car acoustic insulation.



Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 1537
Date:

The world can be a cruel place :)

__________________

I reserve the right to arm bears :)

Page 1 of 1  sorted by
 
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.

Tweet this page Post to Digg Post to Del.icio.us
Purchase Grey Nomad bumper stickers Read our daily column, the Nomad News The Grey Nomad's Guidebook