3 men die on Xmas eve, to get into heaven St Peter says "you must have something on you that represents Xmas" the Englishman flicks on his lighter and says "it's a candle", St Peter lets him pass, the Welsh man jingles his keys and says "they're sleigh bells", St Peter lets him pass, the Irish man pulls out a G String and bra, St Peter says "how the **** do they represent Xmas?"... Paddy says "they're Carols.