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Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?

Johnny: Seven.

Teacher: No, listen carefully If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?

Johnny: Seven.

Teacher: Let me put it to you differently

If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?

Johnny: Six.

Teacher: Good

Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?

Johnny: Seven!

Teacher: Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!

Johnny: Because I've already got a freaking cat!

 



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