Youre not going to believe what just happened we pulled up to get some fuel, and we noticed these two police officers watching a woman who was smoking while pumping petrol. I thought, "This Lady isnt the sharpest tool in the shed, and with the cops right there too.

Anyway, I went

inside, paid for the fuel and as I was about to head back out, I heard someone screaming. I looked out the window and the woman's arm was on fire! She was swinging her arm & running around and totally freaking out! I then witnessed the cops putting her on the ground & putting the fire out with their coffees!! What a waste of good Coffees...I'm thinking, really? Can this get any weirder?"

Then they handcuff her & threw her in the police car. I'm still thinking "Well that chick wasnt too smart, what kind of a person smokes near a petrol pump?

One of the cops started singing the song "This girl is on fire. It was honestly pretty funny!

So being the curious person I am, I asked the officers what they were arresting her for... One of the officers looked me square in the eyes & said are you serious she was

"WAVING A FIREARM!"

Hahahahahahaha... which one of you actually read this to the end?! If you made it, then, copy, modify it for your town... and see who believes you!!! Ha Ha