Went into The BP service station and I noticed two policemen watching a woman smoking a ciggie while she was filling up.
I saw her & thought "what an idiot....with the police right there too".
I went in to pay and As I was walking out I heard someone screaming. I looked outside & the woman's arm was on fire!!! She was swinging her arm & running around going ballistic!!
I rushed outside to help & the police had put her on the ground & were putting the fire out with their coffee's!!! They put handcuffs on her & threw her in the police car.
I thought "she shouldn't have been smoking & putting petrol in!! But being the nosey bugger I am, I asked them what they were arresting her for? The policeman turned looked at me and said........................................
