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Mother in Law..


A mother-in-law has three sons-in-law. One day, they go on holiday together. The M.i.L jumps to the sea thinking which of my S.i.L loves me the most and pretends like she is drowning.
Im drowning, please rescue me, my eldest S.i.L! and he saved her. Next day, the he gets a Ford Focus with a note on it: My dear, you saved my life. Your M.i.L.
Other day, the middle S.i.L rescues her too and he also gets a Ford Focus with a note on it: My dear, you saved my life. Your M.i.L.
The following day, she again goes swimming in the sea and says: Im drowning, please rescue me, my S.i.L!
The youngest S.i.L ignores her and she dies right out. The next day, the he gets a Porsche with a note on it:
My dear, you saved my life. Your father-in-law.


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