Jean Kerr... The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
~ Prince Philip... When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
~ Harrison Ford... Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.
~ Spike Milligan... The best cure for Sea Sickness is to sit under a tree.
~ Jean Rostand... Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror.
~ Arnold Schwarzenegger... Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million.
~ WH Auden... We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. \
~ Johnny Carson... If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead. ~ Jimmy Durante... Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.
~ George Roberts.. The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.
~ Jonathan Winters... If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport.
~ Robert Benchley... I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
~ John Glenn... As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.
~ David Letterman... America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.
~ Howard Hughes... I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. Actually, I'm a billionaire.
~ Old Italian proverb... After a game of chess, the King and the pawn go into the same box.
