Drunk and walking home, they realised they both needed to pee.

They were near a graveyard and one suggested they do their business behind a headstone.

The first woman had nothing to wipe with, so she took off her panties, used them, and threw them away.

But her friend was wearing expensive underwear that she didnt want to throw away.

Thinking on her feet, she managed to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on the grave.

The next day the first womans husband phones the others husband and says these damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties.

Thats nothing, said the other. Mine had a card stuck between the cheeks of her arse: From all of us at the fire station, well never forget you!'