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Stuff that will keep you awake at night..


-What if my dog only brings back the ball because he thinks I like throwing it?
-If poison is past its expiry date, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
-Which letter is silent in the word "Scent", the S or the C?
-Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
-Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.
-100 years ago, everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars.
Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
-Your future self is watching you right now through your memories
-If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When" you get the answer to each of them.
-At a movie theatre which arm rest is yours?
-Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
-If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
-Is it rude for a deaf person to sign with their mouth full of food?
-Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his friend Tonto with him?
-When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
-Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
-Is the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
-Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?
-If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?
-If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
-When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
-If parents say" Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?
-Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
-How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
-What happens to an irresistible force when it hits an immovable object?
-If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light, is there a speed of smell?
-Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?
-Can you cry under water?
-What do people in China call their good plates?
-Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?


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