"Funny how when you dial a wrong number, it's never engaged."

"Nothing disappears quicker than a new idea in a mind that's closed."

"They reckon that in 5yrs time there will be twice as much traffic about so, if you have to cross the road, better to do it now."

"If you want to get to ninety don't look for it on a speedometer."

"Germs attack the weakest part of the body. That would account for all the head colds."

"Being tired or being lazy depends on whether you have done a job or there's a job to do."

"Why does a narrow mind and a wide mouth always seem to go together?"

"The biggest fool is one who insists on arguing with a know it all,"