In Cricket you get a Duck.
In golf you get a birdie and a Eagle.
In soccer you get a foul. (w).
What do you get in Bowls?
Goldfish.
It is better to keep your mouth closed, and let people think you are fool than to open it, and remove all doubt.
Samuel Langhorne Clemens,
aka MarkTwain.
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
Sent from my imperial66 typewriter using carrier pigeon, message sticks and smoke signals.
Possum this was told to me when I was a lad, way, way back but, for the life of me, I can't remember who it was!!!!!!
The brain does work occasionally.
