I was walking past a mental hospital the other day, and all of the patients were shouting " 13... 13... 13..
The fence was to high to see over.
But I saw a little gap in the planks , so I looked through to see what was going on.
Some bloody idiot pocked me in the eye with a stick.
Then they all started shouting "14...14...14.."
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